LIMITED EDITION SWAG! (Neiman Marcus Limited Edition Mission One Motorcycle)

FACT: Neiman Marcus isn't phased by the reports of the slowing economy. They've just released this year's Christmas Catalog and its chock full of expensive goods to excite you lucky, Black-card toting consumers. One of the highlights of the catalog is a limited edition Mission One Motorcycle, a green superbike that can hit a top speed of 150 mph while not sipping one ounce of gasoline. The bike features a range of 150 miles on a single charge and will be made in a limited edition of 10 bikes which will have a special paint job, Neiman Marcus plaques, and exclusive wheels. $73,000

CHEERS! (Tequila Revolucion Bicentenario de la Revolucion)

FACT: What better way to celebrate 200 years of Mexican Independence than with a great bottle of premium Tequila. Tequila Revolucion is doing just that with a limited edition run of Gold and Silver plated bottles decorated in 1,700 red, white, and green Swarovski crystals. Each version will have a 200 bottle run and will house either their 100 Proof or Extra Anejo

UN-NECESSARILY DOPE SHIT! (Ralph Lauren Leather Card Case)

FACT: If you've been looking for the right wallet to compliment that spiffy new black card (you lucky bastard), might we recommend Ralph Lauren's Leather Slider Card Case. The Italian crafted case is made out of luxurious calfskin that is accented with polished, sterling silver trim.$395

DAMN THAT'S A BAD BITCH (NADIA JO)

FACT: NADIA JO IS ONE OF BIG TIGGER'S KITTENS OF THE MONTH! YUP, MS. OCTOBER! YOU CAN CHECK THAT OUT AT http://www.bigtigger.com/index2.htm

SHE'S ALSO BLACK, NATIVE AMERICAN, AND IRISH...FROM NORTH CAROLINA..AND BLESSING US WITH FEATURES OF 34-26-42!!! TO LEARN MORE ABOUT HER OR JUST FOR CONTACT INFO: WWW.MYSPACE.COM/IMNADIAJO

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UN-NECESSARILY DOPE SHIT! (TECHNOLUXURY WATCH)

FACT: Technoluxury is the brand name, and Technolouxury is what you get with this elegant, yet inherently gangster timepiece. Remove it from the bat cave case, and your set to hang with Jay-Z as long as the rest of your wardrobe is all black everything. $810

EXCLUSIVE SWAG! (JORDAN 12's "RISING SUN")

FACT: You may have seen the Air Jordan XII Rising Sun available for pre-order, but this is the real deal ready for shipment to your stoop, doorstep, or doorman, this very minute. The Jordan XII are many sneaker fanatics favorite, and having worn two pairs to the ground myself, I can vouch for the AJ XII, now go get yours.