REAL HIP-HOP! (Canibus, Big Pun, DMX, Mos Def, Mic Geronimo & John Forte Freestyle Cypher!)

FACT: Canibus, Big Pun, DMX, Mos Def, Mic Geronimo, John Forte roundtable discussion turned into a freestyle rap session. Shout out to J Great

OMG, SMH, WTF! (Nikon Coolpix S1000pj Camera w/ Built-in Projector)

FACT: The digital camera niche is ever expanding, and knows no bounds. The Nikon Coolpix S1000pj w/ Built-in Projector is evidence of the phenomenon. Bring the classic family trip to the Grand Canyon to life, and keep aunt Gerty awake by projecting your stills up to 40 inches on the wall. Cop the pre-order before it’s too late. via uncrate $430.

THE NEW SHIT! (Dead Generals Skate Decks)

FACT: The gang is all together, but something has gone awry. The fam has never looked so deceased and chilling, yet seem to have kept a full head of hair. Choose from one of four decks featuring a unique skeleton candid. $40.

UN-NECESSARILY DOPE SHIT! (iPod DJ Mixer)

FACT: Think of a really cool DJ name quick, and get a few practice sessions on the ones and twos before you have any house-guests. If that doesn’t interest you, just plug in 2 iPods and let the mixer do its thing and collect all the accolades at the end of the night. $120.