UN-NECESSARILY DOPE SHIT! (HALBO)

FACT: So you’d like to have a tiny motorcycle. So you’d like to have a fast motorcycle. So you’d like to have a safe motorcycle. I am sorry you cannot have all three! What you’ve got here is a very fast, very dangerous vehicle. It’s called the Halbo, and it’s got a BMW stamp on it. It’s tiny and it’s got a front wheel motor combined with a sphere form rear wheel. The target user for this vehicle is a “vibrant eco-minded young individual.” Speed on! It’s half the size of the “regular high end motorcycle,” and it’s full name is Halb Organismus. Wild enough? Also it’s electric powered. The front wheel is stationary, while the back… tail… turns left to right. It’s like flying an X-Wing! Or… like a motorboat! Or… anything with a stationary front end!

Designer: Pierre Yohanes Lubis

Future Duo-Wheel Transport BMW Halbo Pierre Yohanes Lubis

DAMN THAT'S A BAD BITCH! (BRIA MYLES)

Bio

Bria Myles was born in Los Angeles, California in May 1984. She attended Fairfax High School and with the advice and guidance of certain friends, quickly realized she wanted to try her hand in the entertainment industry. Bria made her big debut in the Kanye West / Rhymefest video “Brand New” in 2005. This was soon followed by her lead in Twista’s “Girl Tonight” video featuring Trey Songz. Careful not to oversaturate, she took a self-imposed sabbatical from music videos until early 2006 when she appeared in Nelly Fertado’s “Promiscuous Girl” and in the Pharrell / Clipse music video “Mr. Me Too.” But her biggest accomplishment in 2006 was making the cover of King Magazine.

Bria would like to evenutally segue into acting and possibly singing and hopes to achieve big things in the very near future.

THE NEW SHIT! (Mishka Hat & Pack)

FACT: Back to school is right around the corner. Now begins the pacing back and forth within the home, agonizing about what to wear for that all important first day. Let us take a little bit of the guess-work out of Day One with the Mishka fitted and matching pack. Both seamlessly blend burgundy and tan suede for a pair of accessories that are sure to kill it in homeroom. $54-90

THE NEW SHIT! (Nike Sportswear Blazer AC High LE)

FACT: Nike Sportswear’s latest Blazer revamp, the Nike Sportswear Blazer AC High LE, brings the classic model up to speed with some undeniably futuristic qualities. Featuring an eye-grabbing patent red upper, tan lining, and subtle black accents, the shoe is really defined by the five large Velcro straps that front it. The space age Blazer is available now from a select few sneaker boutiques, but rumor has it that the model might be facing a more general release later this year.